'Conservative' bear eats prozi Rutgers student

Ursus Americanus-American black bear

Darsh Patel and his buddies were hiking in the North New Jersey West Milford nature preserve Sunday when they suddenly encountered a black bear. Everybody 'bomb burst' (ran in different directions). Bad move. The bear caught, attacked, mauled, and killed Darsh, then ate him.
Darsh was the second Ruters student to die on Sunday. The other student died of alcohol poisoning.
Obviously, Darsh didn't outrun his buddies. Instead he won the Darwin Award.
“Four legs good, two legs baaaaad.”

S&W .44 Magnum 'Alaskan' at bottom

Betcha his friends wish that they had one of these Sunday